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I lost hope last season but watching NeNe yell got me all worked up. Can’t wait. 

My friend is going to NYC for a week and in order for her to get to the airport and back sans taxi she promised me her car for that week that she is gone. Wrong choice for her, but a good one for me. The bad part is that I have to wake up at 5 to take her to the airport but the good part is that I can go anywhere I want in that one week. 

This is the dialogue that went down between us:
     her: just don’t masturbate in it.
     me: I don’t even do that in my own car, why would I do it in yours?

which got me to thinking. Now make fun of me all you want but getting off in places you know you can’t is kind of hot, right? and the fact that it has now become a taboo spot makes me want to do it even more. Stay tuned for the conclusion. 

I’ve been home for three months, and other than getting tan and laid, I’ve gotten fat. Yes, the unspeakable has happend. P90X and jogs were in order, but let’s be honest, I stopped giving a fuck about those well into the 3rd week of summer. 

I move back to school in exactly one week and I’m disappointed to say that I won’t be turning heads like the old days. However, with the commencement of school comes the commencement of the gym. I wasn’t willing to dish out the monthly payments for summer, and plus, I pay tuition which pays for school gym.

Another way I’m getting myself back in shape is through clothing. How, you ask? Well I just bought a pair of skinny jeans some tshirts one size too small. Why would I do this? To inspire me to lose the fat and look good. If that doesn’t work then I just wasted some money, but if it does work, well you’ll see for yourself.

Operation get Pej back starts now. 

This past week I spent my days watching all three seasons of Arrested Development back to back. 

Now the series is over and I have nothing to do with my life until I move back to school in one week. WHAT SHOW SHOULD I WATCH IN THE TIME EBEING?!

I could not stay away and after our digital break up when I dumped your ass, I had a mild change of heart to come back your way. Do you enjoy my reprisal?my life was in

shambles without you. I’m so glad that you are back and in my life again. It is a much much brighter place now. 

Only this time I come with more questions and less time to hear your answers. Lets start right now babydollface. how did you celebrate the anniversary of Aliyah’s passing?

I let loose doves every year. Every year one more than the previous.