In one of my past lifes I was an elderly woman in her 50’s who was going through menopause. Sadly, however, her life was cut short by a tragic, yet heroic, accident and she died. Her death didn’t allow for her to fully finish the cycle of her menopause and now that bitch is finishing it up through me. I GET HOT FLASHES. that’s not ok. I’m just sitting there and I randomly...
far-fetchd-deactivated20121227 asked: you're the worst
Adventures of Me
remind me again why I wanted to write a 7 page paper on Cyrus the Great and his accomplishments? because I have another one to do on the 5 Pillars compared to the Nicean Creed. My life. It’s an adventure everyday. every.day.
fuck this. fuck this bullshit. fuck the world....
my response to not getting one of the classes I wanted. DON’T MESS.
After a weekend of laying around and doing...
I am now back to reality and all its bullshit
Because this morning is just absolutely amazing!!!
It’s not even 6 am yet and these goddamn birds outside don’t know when to stop chirping. Hey! Assholes! I was asleep, now you’ve awakened me with a bitch of a headache. You can all go suck it. Today has taken it’s shittastic turn already so check yourselves before you leave.
Anonymous asked: register to vote. FUCK this shit we live in UP.
wollongonger-deactivated2010113 asked: Can I get your thoughts on Kelly thoroughly losing her mind and telling everyone to zip it last week?
meters-per-year-deactivated2010 asked: what is on the sandwich of your dreams?
Cosmos and tacos in bed in my underwear
Don’t tell me I’m not living my life right.
I am sleeping like Beyonce eats
ajokelife: Six small servings a day.
You know how there’s that saying, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? It originated from the old persian saying “hell hath no fury like a persian scorned.” so watch out today, because I’ve already cut 2 people and it’s just plain exhausting. I’m totally down for more though. so let’s do this.
History major with a concentration in law and...
Fuck you, is what I say.
whalefeet-deactivated20110123-d asked: In my atheist opinion there is no point. We all just got lucky and, through a series of evolutions, came to be what we are today. As humans we had the brain capacity to develop such things as language and technology. But on the down side, we feel far more than any other creatures on earth. We have the brain capacity to feel all sorts of emotions and because of that some of us think too much about...