I’m in college right now studying psychology. I want to end up being a clinical psychologist, doing the whole therapy thing with the big couch and the dark room. It all goes very cliche
I’ll be 19 on the 10th of February, and I made a deal with the Devil. The Portrait of Dorian Grey, yea that’s about me.
obviously this is a trick question because they are all my favorite, with the exception of Kylie and Kendell, they really have no purpose in the family.
Kris is the crazy mom who’s fun and quirky but knows when to get down to business.
Even though Bruce looks like an old lesbian, he’s still an integral part of the family.
Kourtney is the new babymama of the family. Her height rivals that of my first love, Snookie, but her powers are much more stronger.
Kim is the funny famous one who does whatever the fuck she wants. My heart went out to her when she and Reg broke up, but baby girl came out strong, and with the Reg again.
Khloe is the amazing one. She went from big to fab and now looks hot. She has a new man but she didn’t lose her sarcasm and cynical sense of humor.
Robert is the last Kardashian I will discuss. He basically the only man in the house, he’s funny and heartbroken and also the only non-K first name Kardashian.
did this answer your question? Probably not. Does it make you want to watch the Kardashians now? Probably so.
Everything is Broken-Mr. Hudson
“Don’t get too used to looking down on me
Soon you’ll be calling me your Majesty”
My Psychology professor wrote that for my class on BlackBoard.
Hey, question: did you just use “U” instead of “you”?
WHEN IN YOUR ACADEMIC CAREER DID YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
YOU ARE A PROFESSOR, YOU ARE A DOCTOR, YOU CAN’T USE “U”, IT’S JUST NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.
– Janeane Garofalo
obviously pirates. am I right?!
This is not a love song - Nouvelle Vague
I let little things bother me. I let my feelings take control of everything. I overreact. I over-think. I expect too much. I don’t look at the big picture, only the here and now. I don’t take initiative. I don’t tell you what I need. I don’t know what I need. I get disappointed too easily. I lose sight of what’s really important. I look past the important meanings. I go through life wandering for something that I don’t even know.
the royal tenenbaums!
it’s pronounced “pezh-mawn”
and im totally down for switching the way my name has been pronounced all my life for you. payzhmin it is!
6’1, good sir.
since everybody and their mom is doing it:
if I don’t get anything be sure that an appropriate bitch fit will grace your computer screens.
Rootless Tree- Damien Rice
this is how I’m feeling right now
The majority of the world has a problem that almost everyone would agree: all of us want to stay in bed in the morning. But more than the passion to stay in bed, we want to stay at our home. Sometimes we get tired and we want to get out of those four walls, get ventilated a little so we can miss our home and want to stay there again. We go to work and think about home. We go out and think about home. Sometimes nobody is waiting for us at home, but we still think about it.
I don’t think home is the place that we live, but the place we feel good going back to. In fact, not even the house itself, the design or the smell of the house are the things which make us want to go back to it. Home is the place we have all our deep feelings and thoughts in, either from the people who live with us there, or the experience we go through there.
My home in the past few years has changed a lot, and had a lot of shapes. It was a bed with a squeaky spring. It was a small apartment in Bangkok [from the 2 years I spent in Thailand]. It was the house of my grandparents in Esfahan. Wherever I go I’ll feel I have my own home, and it turns out it’s not because of where it is or how the design looks. My real home is with me everywhere, because my home is actually me.
It’s New Years Eve, you guys. What am I doing with my life?!
