As Iranian American weddings grow more lavish,... →
Wait, sushi bar, trees, orchids, crystals, live bands, open bars and all that aren’t normal?
Klimt in Real Life
photographer Moises González
Anonymous asked: Not to be barbaric, but your derriere is stellar and I'd do just about anything to get closer to it.
My life is very monotonous,” the fox said. “I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All...– The Little Prince
Ancient Near Eastern History
With my first history midterm out of the way, I wanted to go into class with a new attitude that I would actually sit down, take notes, and actually pay attention. It took a good 5 minutes for me to realize that, hey, this class is the most boring thing I have had to sit through, so no, no, I’m not going to take notes, I’m not going to pay attention, I’ll read the book this time...
There’s more to life than chai!– My morning barista trying to give me life lessons when all I want us some chai tea latte
To the man handing out bibles next to coffee bean
We don’t need jesus to save us, we need the professor to give us the A and for the paycheck to kick in, so please stop wasting your time and go back to your church and stop preaching your bullshit. You’re targeting a group of 20 something liberals who want to get away from your iron grip of religion. Next time, target your audience better.
walidazami: I am late, but I just watched the Kanye RUNAWAY video. I am so inspired to do what travels through my mind and care less what others say about my work. Thank you for that Mr. West and to the people out there, I know music downloading is common. It’s very, very common but I hope a lot of us actually buy the Kanye album. It’s truly art and art must be appreciated and to appreciated it,...
Moment of Honesty
someone’s gotta take the lead tonight, who’s it gonna be? Ima stand right here and tell you when it comes to me. these words were said by the great Alicia Keys, and they have now inspired me to be truthful with you all. Midterm tomorrow and I haven’t opened up my books. Essay has to be written but theres a high chance that I could bullshit my way through it. Praying to all...
My Andy Roddick
Drunk bitch: oh my god are you a tennis player?
DB: oh my god are you Andy Roddick?
DB: oh my god do you have a "raw-dick?
“tastes great” these are all just way too clever.
When I hit on someone, I say “hello, hello” or “hey,...– My friend said this to me about his “flirting” techniques. (via walidazami) a) I only use it as a starter b) it works c) it depends on the person which type of greeting you should use d) voice inflexion and tone are key
Personal Wellness Day
There comes a point in your morning when the alarm is going off and all you can say if just fuck it. I was too tired. I was way too tired to actually get up and start my day. I slept for another hour and skipped another class, I slept for a couple more hours and skipped my third class too. We all deserve to just take one day off. We all deserve to just skip class, say fuck it to the world, and...
Your dreams seem so close that you believe you can touch them today as if they’re real. It’s helpful if you can trust your intuition now because you’re more in tune with the symbolic realm that informs your thoughts than you are with the basic facts. Don’t bother to seek rational explanations, just act on your hunches. If necessary, you can make additional adjustments in a...
Here is New York
“We are in a tension between the speed of history—which happens very, very fast—and progress, which happens very, very slowly,” photographer Gilles Peress wrote in 1999. On the morning of September 11th history happened fast, and the pace hasn’t let up since. A week after the assaults, Peress and three friends—curator Alice Rose George, photography professor Charles Traub, and writer Michael...
Kevin O’Shea based in NYC and Provincetown David Tsay those stairs are my favorite thing about this picture. that door. those chairs. all those books. Double Bay Design home 1 home 2
We spend our days, each one of us, in looking for the secret of life. Well, the...– Oscar Wilde, Nothing… Except My Genius (via distantheartbeats)
Honest to God, half of ‘em need psychiatric help… Not because they’re crazy, but...– Bill Clinton, on Republicans (via apsies)
Remember, there is no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt. So don’t be...– Kenny Fuckin’ Powers (via notthatkindagay)
Digital Surrealism - Evgenij Soloviev
Egypt or whatever
Professor: so the two egypt's were united under the first king who was also ruler of the first dynasty.
S: so was the king Darius?
Professor: no, Darius was the king of Persia
S: so no?