Luftbahn
Deichkind
eargasm. YOU’RE WELCOME!
February 2010
47 posts
January 2010
66 posts
Just living the Kardashian life
I go to a University that is less than an hour from my house and all my family. This is too close of a distance for me, but I make due with what little baby jesus has given me.
This one hour distance is apparently way too much for my family to deal with. Everytime I come home, which I just dread, my mom keeps telling me how “OH YOUR AUNT WAS HERE TO SEE YOU, YOU SHOULD CALL HER.”,”CALL YOUR UNCLE, HE KEEPS ASKING HOW YOUR ARE.”,”YOUR COUSIN WAS OVER WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING, GO SEE HIM AND TALK TO HIM.”
God damnit, I go to a school that’s an hour away. I still see them all the same amount of time that I saw them before I moved. I feel like this calling bullshit is just way too much. I come home to escape school and to sleep. I don’t come home to just be bombarded with family revisiting and awkward telephone calls. So please, let’s put an end to this. Stop asking how I am, we both know no one cares and you’re just being polite.
What gets me through this is that I feel like the Kardashians go through the same thing. Kim and I are a lot alike you guys, two peas in a pod some would say.
So excuse me while I go make 3 phone calls which I’m going to bullshit my way through. Good day, tumblr.
So I'm laying on my bed with my pants unbuttoned and guess who walks in?
MY GODDAMN ROOMMATE.
This is really awkward, A)because I actually wasn’t doing anything and B) because I can’t just get up and button them without the roommate spitting daggers into my eyes.
Dilemas, dilemas.
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excuse me! is this true that you go to UCR?
and that you think it is in, quote "satan's asshole"?
we are basically neighbors.
I do go here, and I did say that, but I’m growing to love this magical place, a little, just a little.
January 17, 2010
I thought I was being all clever with my iPad/iPod joke, but as I scrolled down I saw 50 other people making the same joke.
Always one step ahead of me tumblr, always one step ahead.
so the iPad is just a really big iPod Touch, right?
I mean, don’t get me wrong, I still want one, but did you guys notice that too?!
life is basically a big pit of darkness and evil. Your goal is to find that little ray of sunshine that’ll keep you happy and hold onto it for dear life.
Today is one of those days where I’m just going to give in. YOU WIN WORLD. YOU WIN TODAY. I ACCEPT THAT FACT THAT YOU JUST DON’T WANT ME TO BE HAPPY TODAY.
brb going to class/research/homework/job search/gym!
stressed with too much work? never…yea, always actually.
GURL I GOT HATE ON MY ASK BOX ALSO. WUTEVA. FUCK DA HATERS. YA KNOW?
Hate hate hate hate hate
I don’t care what bitches say
I don’t even look their way
Look their way look their way
My Account of Last Night
Drink
Drink
Drink
Phone
Drink
Lose Phone
Eat
SHOTS
SHOTS
SHOTS
SHOTS
Throw-up
Sleep
Wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy (because I imagine he’d have a hangover every damn day)
Anonymous is jealous, you're super cute. What a jerk.
:):)
you're probably not as attractive as you think you are.. i'd like you if you didn't post so many pictures of yourself. shit.
haters keep on hatin
sael enjoys them so go to the lefttttttttttttttt
