September 2009
61 posts
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Milk
My roommates are stealing from me. Not in the obvious “I’m taking your shit and never giving it back” type of deal, but more in the “I’m going to use up all your milk without even asking you before hand” type.
I went into my fridge to get out my milk because I wanted some cereal, AND WHAT DO I SEE? MY MILK IS HALF EMPTY. Last time I used it, it only had a...
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Dreams and Aspirations
I have this problem that whenever I hear Andre Bocelli I have to drink a cup of coffee. First it just started out randomly. Oh I’m drinking coffee, oh is that Bocelli playing in the back?But now it’s like the whole pavlov’s dog experiment. Whenever Bocelli plays I find myself with a cup of coffee (black with two lumps of sugar) in my hand.
But I guess it’s all working out...
My brother and I rarely have any "d'awww" moments,...
me: The mountains are really pretty at night, they glow this orange hue. That's the only nice thing Riverside has going for it, the rest is just a shit storm.
S: haha, I'm sorry
me: It's ok, it'll only give me more material for my book.
S: or your suicide note...
me: My book is my suicide note.
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Misanthrope
To the two assholes sitting in front of me in my math lecture,
When the professor Is talking and he is going through the lesson, he doesn’t need to hear you agree with him with your little “mhmms” and “yeahs”. It’s just plain annoying and it really makes me hate you even more than I already do.
Also, at the end of the class when you said really loudly, “WOW, I didn’t know you could do that!” it...
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MY HUMOR
A lot of people don’t understand my sarcasm. Back at home, people used to laugh, they used to get it in some sort of way, and they used to appreciate it. HERE in fucking white trash heaven, my sarcasm has gone to waste. I make my jokes and they just stare. THEY DON’T GET IT. THEY CAN’T COMPREHEND IT.
This shit hole is taking my funnies away from me.
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THE FOOD
THE FOOD HERE SUCKS. IT’S ABSOLUTE SHIT. Most schools pride themselves in having pretty good dining halls and food, BUT NOT HERE!. Here we have shitty food at a shitty school.
I honestly have had a stomach ache every day for the past week. I don’t know what it is, but the food sucks. The meat is dry, the sushi is plastic, the rice is like bricks going down your throat, and the taco shells are...
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LOOSE-LEAF TEXTBOOKS
Who the fuck came up with the idea of loose-leaf textbooks?
Did they think it would be easier?faster?better?more productive? because whoever the fuck came up with them was a fucking piece of shit idiot who wants to make me hate my life even more.
THIS IS WHY MY LIFE SUCKS. Because I am flipping pages AND THE PAGES ARE RIPPING OUT! This is not a textbook, these are pages of death that are trying...
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THE WEATHER
I LIVE IN THE FUCKING DESERT. MY OLD HOME WAS THE BEACH.
Do you understand the climate difference from the fucking beach to this hell-hole of a desert? IT’S 20 DEGREES HOTTER. I can just walk outside and I’ll be sweating. It’s a good thing all my classes are on the opposite side of campus and I have to walk 3 miles to get there and I end up sweating a storm so all my new potential friends don’t...
HEY,UCR!
STOP FUCKING SAYING YOURE SERVING NICOISE SALAD WHEN WHAT YOURE GIVING US IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE. The food here sucks. The people here suck. The weather here sucks. I miss real food and real people and real poop. Fuck, my bowels have not been real in a good week now. TMI but fuck that.
brb, cutting my left wrist because the right is too sore from last night.
For a second I just thought that there were 35...
but then I said wait up Pejman, there’s more.
COOL STORY, JEOPARDY TEEN!
Hydration Station
It’s hot here in Riverside. So hot that there is a hydration station which allows us to fill up our water bottles before class so we wouldn’t get a heat stroke and die of dehydration. Right now, it’s in the 100’s. My dorm room is tiny and I share it with 2 other guys. I leave the window open because the room get’s stuffy and I can’t deal with it. I leave the AC...
Honor Roll
I had one of the worst sushis of my life today.
I’m not going to pretend I’m a sushi snob because A) I’m not a complete one B) I haven’t tried everything out there but this one was by farrrrrr the worst. I like the unagi roll usually. This time I thought it would be similar, BUT NO! The eel tasted rubbery, the sea weed was like plastic, and the cucumber could not be...
“if no one finds your funnies funny, does that make them actually funny?...”
– Story of my fucking life.
Day two and I got locked out.
I get ready to go to the comedy show last night and as I leave my room so I could go let my friend in my building, I FORGET MY KEY and hergo can’t get back in.
Many bangings on the doors and windows, but nothing. NOTHING. No one was there, I had left my computer on with music playing, open water bottles, fan on, lights on, and clothes everywhere. I would have called my roommates but I...
Coffee and Bocelli
I am sitting in my dorm room drinking coffee, that I made myself, and listening to Andrea Bocelli. This feeling I have right now is so epic that I need to get it down in writing.
I made my first cup of coffee today. On my own. Now let me tell you how I enjoy my coffee. Black. Black with some sugar.
Now let me tell you how I like to drink my coffee. Listening. Listening to Bocelli serenade my...
Your life is kind of changing tomorrow, huh?
This question sparked my mind. It made me think, and while I didn’t really have an answer for it at the moment, I have some sort of an understanding for it now.
Tomorrow I will be starting a new part of my life. I don’t understand that at all. In my own head it seems like nothing is happening, but when someone else points it out, it makes you think for a minuet. I really am moving...
I need to not be
on the MoMA website looking for posters that I could potentially hang on my dorm room walls. I need to figure out a way to not spend so much money and also figure out a way to get a steady flow of money coming in to me. I dont know, something like a job, but with less work.
OH AND ALSO my old boss got fired so that means that if I want my old job back for next summer, I’m going to have to...
“I set up twitter on my phone so I can now text it in. My life is just one big...”
– me and my amazing technological skillz
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Walmart lies
I hate the Walmart commercial where the little girl hands over a hotel to her brother because he doesn’t have any.
THAT’S CHEATING! and also just because he has the hotel doesn’t mean he has the deeds for it, so really “sister” you’re just teasing your brother. You little fucker. It’s not like he’s going to get paid when someone lands on it. Hell,...
Rite Of Passage
You know what’s a rite of passage? Buying your own toilet paper.
You grow up thinking toilet paper is always there. You understand that you have to buy other things like food, clothes, even toothbrush and toothpaste, but with toilet paper you always think that it would be proivded.
Wrong.
I feel like once someone buys their own toilet paper, that’s when they have truly become an...
I just felt the phantom vibrate.
I legitly thought my phone was vibrating, but that could not be possible for two reason: 1) I am wearing no pants 2) my no pants have no pockets so ergo, my phone could not have been vibrating.
Thanks society, for fucking up my body and having me be disappointed for not having a new text. THANKS WORLD!.
I'm packing.
I don’t know how to pack. I have two suitcases open in front of me and I have no idea what I need to put in them, or how to arrange everything. I want to ask for help, but I feel like this is something I should know by now. I’ll just do my own thing and if it fits, it fits, and if it doesn’t, then I’ll have my mom do it for me. I don’t know what I need to take with...
My mom just came in my room and asked me what Jay-Z’s new song with Kanye and Rihanna means.
She had me play it for her and afterwards we had a nice discussion about the true meaning of the song.
Before she left she did the Hova sign.
You can’t make this shit up. Like, I wish I could record this to show people but this actually happened.
Beyonce is made of diamonds, brown sugar and...
(via ciao-bella)
no truer words have ever been spoken.
Realizations
I’ve been awake since 5am. I’ve been reading for most of that. I’m not tired. I think it’s hitting me that I’m moving soon. I don’t consider it “moving” but I think it’s hitting me. Just very slightly though.
I’m bored. My mattress is too soft. My coffee is finished. My music is enduring.
Anyone have a zip file of the Kid Cudi album?
christinefriar:
christine.friar@gmail.com
friarcracker on aim
I’ll like, fellate you. Verbally. With my appreciation. (Fellatio not included).
Not to make anybody jealous or anything, but Kid Cudi will be performing at my school. So you know, be jealous now.
also Maz Jobrani. Yea. Him.
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Things That I Like
NANCY PELOSI’S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.
Did you guys watch her when Bams was talking?
<3 you nance
youcankeepthechange:
tnkcmndr:
Jay-Z - Empire...
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