So I’m sick. Alert the media. I’m also in need of some soup. I go raid my pantry and remember that my mom got this carton of top ramen a while back because I went through this noodle phase. Well turns out I only had one and 23 were still remaining. I take one out of the box and see the Styrofoam is all yellow and gross. I check the expiration date and when did it expire?MARCH OF...
My slow and painful death
So I had a mini heat stroke today. Do you guys understand how horribly painful that is? I guess the fact that I liked to sit in the car for about 30 mins with the windows rolled up and the heat puncturing my skin kind of fucked things up. But anyways, I got home with this throbbing headache, I go lay in bed at about 350 wake up at 6. Headache still there. I go drink some water, some orange...
Child! I will break the law for you!
What this cougar said to my friend before she almost statutory raped him.
I just told my brother, "you are the Michael...
Get it? Because MJ died like an hour after FF so he stole her thunder, majorly.
Reason No.2 why the world is shattering my hopes...
So I got myself some shorts today. They fit me perfectly, everything was good. I buy them, come home and was like well hey, why don’t I try them on again? So I do, and what do I see on the leg right down the seam? A FUCKING HOLE. A hole in my new most favorite shorts which I can not only wear to work but to my normal day to day activities as well. Well fuck guys, what do I do no? My...
Wait, Christian Bale is English?
When the fuck did that happen? He has been acting for how long? and I just heard him speak in his native voice? Homeboy’s doing something wrong if I didn’t know of his English descent. Because let me tell you, if you sport the blessed gift of the English accent then you are not only on my team but I will be watching your movies as well. Step it up CBale, step it up.
trains planes and automobiles
MM: wait, i'm trying to follow that like train of thought and i cant
Me: haha i jumped carts
MM: DID YOU JUST CONTINUE THE TRAIN ANALOGY?
Me: haha YES I DID, be jealous
MM: AHAHAHAHAH i was like ...wait what..
Me: quick on mah toes haha
Me: i forgot what i was going to say but im sure it was irrelivant haha
this is the type of genius one encounters when conversing with yours truly.
Hit it or quit it guys. Pejmoney.
Class of '09
As I look back on these 4 years I think of all the memories I’ve had and all the people I spent it with. I can’t say all of high school was amazing because it wasn’t. But it was an experience I’ll never want to let go of.I was part of something I’ll never forger. I made bonds that will never be broken and I have memories that no one can take away from me. I regret not...
I am doing it.
Where is my vote?
I went to a Mousavi protest today in Irvine. It started out pretty big but by the time we got there it was almost dark and not that many people were there. There’s another one going on tomorrow but it’s at the same time as my graduation so I can’t really go.I’m still really happy that I went and I was part of it. What’s happening right now is major. For the first...
lafuguedantoine: The Red Balloon (Le Ballon rouge) (1956) directed by Albert Lamorisse
“It’s better not to think, better to close your eyes and shut down all senses.” A revolution in the works.
I went hiking today with Sara after work. We sat down by a lake we didn’t know existed and feasted on some rice cakes and beef jerky. On the way back I slid down this slightly sloped hill. I decided to stand on this plastic thing and it turned out to not be good because i started sliding down so I had make myself fall to not, well, die. Well turns out I kept rolling and I scraped my hands,...
Tomorrow is my last day of HS and I’m so happy. Granted I have some sappy shit queued up to get published while I’m graduating but whatever. This day could not have come soon enough. It’s bittersweet but I’m liking it. Off to go avoid studying for my last final. LATES
Things That I Hate
When people hang out with people who have weird names just so they could be like “oh I’m here with Tobias, Geraldine stop, Alexandria please come” Ok Listen assholes, it’s toby, gery, and alex, stop making me hate you. You want someone with a weird name? CHECK ME OUT Pejman, what? yea, even when you shorten it it’s still weird. Yea, so what I’m persian, and...
I think it just hit me that tomorrow is my last...
fuck.this feels weird.
I got my own mind
thefondest: I do my own style at my own time (Finish the lyrics and we’ll be friends forever!) and now that everybody sees how different we have come to be SISTER SISTER. WHAT?!
Imagine top chef, but instead of chefs they’ll have surgeons. Surgeons compete to see who can complete the surgery the fastest with the best accuracy and also the most creative stitching design. Instead of a boring line for a stitch imagine the outline of a tiger. Hawt. I would watch that. It’s like ER but with more action and love triangles with the contestants. You guys, where...
Knowing that I can fail my math class and my university won’t revoke my admittance makes me not even want to study for the 3 parted final I have coming up. I need someone to come and yell at me and tell me to study.
Those who are dead are not dead, they're just...
(via nixsantos) And since I fell for that spell, I am living there as well.
So I’m watching a movie but my inner voice very blatantly interrupts with a “hey Pejman!, go study for you 3 day math final!” So I’m like ok whatever. I take out the notes and the book and what am I doing now? Trying to see which UC schools allow lower division transfers. by the way, all cherries taste the same. all.
I has problem
I have an idea for a new show. It’s called “I have a problem, get me out of here!” Basically you get to see the weekly hour long battle that is me logging off facebook and tumblr to go do real shit like study for finals and try to succeed at life. I know, it’s a great idea.
To be honset with you guys, I don’t even really know what happened in May. You’re thinking “oh damn Pejman, must have been fun, huh?” Wrong. The exact opposite. Well I don’t know. I worked more. I schooled more. and on top of that I failed more. FUN TIMEZ
"Not caring" has never happened on such epic...
We’ll see how everything turns out in the next couple of days.
The true test will be how I handle this evening. Getting piss wasted seems most...– BJ
Last week of school. LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL, and I have 2 projects, 2 papers, 1 test and 4 finals left to do. In that order.Then, I will be free. Long days at the pool just laying around. zomg can’t waitz
Every time I work I dislike it more and more because I realize it’s cutting not only in my sleep pattern but my school pattern as well. It’s probably because I have one more week of school and I’m stressing out but who knows. I have to go get ready for work now. I had a flat tire by the way. That was fun.
Where the Wild things are
Am I the only one who has not read Where the Wild Things are? Am I the only one who is not that excited for the movie to come out? I see all there previews and everyone is so crazy about it. I feel like I’m alone in my battle. Whatever, blame it on me growing up abroad. GOTTA L0V3 DA FOREIGN KIDZ
I slept for 12 hours last night.
12. As in half of the clock. As in half of a day. I slept. Is it weird that I’m still tired and nap sounds totally good to me? no?!OK!