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Twilight.
The book.
The movie.
The characters.
The actors.

And I really hate how the two main actors, Robert(?) and Kate(?), I don’t know their names and I don’t plan on looking it up, are always so like “ughh i dont care about anything, watch me have really bad posture and walk all angry. I M GOING TO STOMP THIS GROUND.”

Can you guys please shut the fuck up and stand up straight. Stop playing with your hair and looking like messes. Talk into the mic if you win and don’t just stand back after every word you say expecting an applause. Why? Because it makes you look like much more of an asshole than you truly are. Don’t get me wrong, you guys have definitely won the “top asshole/douchebag” award but this just adds to that.

My words of wisdom to you two.

I haven’t done a “things that I hate post” in a while, so here you go world, enjoy. feast. quench your thirst of my hate and feed your hunger of my hostility.

I work for the Village Association and my job is to basically drive from pool to pool (and believe me, there’s a lot) and check people’s cards. They provide a car, which is good because I’m not paying for all that gas.

But back to the main point of this post. All “popular”, and I use that very loosely, radio stations play the same song. Want to know who?! ILL TELL YOU:

Lady Gaga: you annoy me with your songs. Maybe if the radio did not play it every 10 minuets on every station i change to I would like you a little more, but until then you are on my “not like” list.
Jamie Foxx: I used to really hate you but then I realized you’re actually quite talented and from what I see a good person. So good for you for winning my liking. You know what’s not good for you though? PLAYING BLAME IT EVERY OTHER SONG ON EVERY OTHER STATION. I can sing it perfectly. I know all the words. I can drum to it and hum to it as well.
Flo Rida: You’re good and all but stop. stop being everywhere everytime. I’m getting annoyed.
Day n Night: I like you song. When it came out it was good. Now that shit is just over played. Stop, or all I have to cite another resident for something totally stupid just so I could find a reason to get out of the car.

There’s more but I’ll leave it to that for now.
I have to return to watching HP4 and worrying about my french project.

PS, I know all the songs by heart. Every word and every beat. CHALLENGE ME!

Tomorrow is Saturday.
Tomorrow is work day.
Tomorrow is prom night.

I wake up at 8am, go to work, come home at 4pm, get dressed, go to school for pictures by 430pm, go to prom, get done at 12am, go to after-part and come home I don’t know when, get a few hours of sleep and then wake up again at 8am, go to work, get home around 4pm, go work on my project till about 6or7pm, go to my cousins house for his birthday till 11or12 and then come home, sleep, and go to school.

I HAVE NO FREE TIME GUYS. MY LIFE IS FILLED THIS WEEKEND.I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS. WORK ON SUNDAY AFTER PROM SHALL BE INTERESTING, HOPEFULLY I WONT BE TOO DREEZY.

I’m driving home and there’s a huge accident. I look at it and say to myself, “wow, good thing I’m not a bad driver.” What happens next? I almost get in an accident.

knock on wood guys, It didn’t happen.

But I’m next to this toyoto, I was in front of it and I merge into the next lane, homegirl speeds up to go in front of me but fails to use her MIRRORS AND EYES. I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. I HONKED AND YOU STILL CAME. I SWERVED OUT OF CONTROL (coldplay refrence, get it? tell me and we can be best friends.)
I HOPE YOU LIKE THE WAY I MAD DOGGED YOU. I HADN’T SCREAMED WITH MY EYES IN A WHILE, THANKS FOR THE PRACTICE.

I’m fine.
rockyroadplz.

Today our Bio class took a trip to the San Diego Zoo. SD Zoo is about 2 hours away. 2 hours on a school bus. 2 hours on a bus which my body had out-grown at the age of 12.

On the way there I was able to sit normally. When my head wasn’t hitting the window I was sleeping. We got there, walked about 5 miles, ate, walked more, saw animals, all that jazz.

On the way back 3 people had to sit in one seat. Now mind you only 2 are supposed to sit. I had to sit on the edge, as in half my body was falling off while the other half was holding on for dear life. Some how I managed to prop my leg up a little and sleep in a way that me elbow is resting on my knee and my hand is holding my head. Now imagine that on some mountainous bumps. The bus kept jumping up and down and with every jump I awoke, or hit the girl who was getting smooshed next to me. I feel like it would have been just a tad less painful if half of my ass wasn’t in the air. I swear, every time the bus had turbulence it felt like my ass dilated a centimeter. But enough about that.

I get home, realize I’ve got myself a nice case of sunburn/sexytan/alittlebitofboth.
I’m tired. I have about 3 days worth of homework to do. Start? pshhh no y’alls.

I’m going to go get some Rocky Road and fill all the voids in my life with food.

c u wen im obese w0rld.

thefondest:

So I decided after I graduated that I just want to slut it up this summer. I want to pretend I’m drunk at parties and take advantage of the drunk boys. The morning after, I will make like Jamie Foxx and blame it on the alcohol. No harm done.

It’s a perfect idea.

Just a precursor, I don’t use ~~~ and *** when writing because it’s too chongalicious. I just couldn’t say no to them in this post. (by the way I was surprised when chongalicious was underlined in red, is it really not a word yet? it’s cool. I can wait.)

I had this weird dream where Apple was giving away free cars and I was one of the recipients. The only problem was that it had hello kitty and strawberry shortcake plastered all over the sides of the car with music notes. I didn’t care though because I really needed the car. They were marketing it as the “iPod Car”, I was marketing it as the “I have freedom but might be made fun of.a lot Car”

Anyways I woke up disappointed because I was actually looking forward to the car.

What’ll I be doing Memorial Day?
Finishing up homework, studying for me test, finishing up my project and maybe some pool.

First day of work today. I’m tired. I’m hungry. I work again tomorrow. I’m excited for my MacBook! And you know what that means? You guys getting to see me more often. Please, I know how excited you are. Also my car wouldn’t start. Yes, I had to call my dad to come pick me up and will probably remain carless for a while

Other than that work actually wasn’t too bad. I’m too tired to write so that’s it for now. Goodbyez.

My wisdom teeth are fully out which means I need to get them out, which also means that it hurts whenever I eat. In other news I got nominated for prom court. Cool.