May 2009
37 posts
April 2009
64 posts
hey world, i is officially a working man now.
papa be making some dough. oh whaddup macbook i see in my future?
You know the economy of the state is fucked up...
Michigan, California, I’m talking to you!
Schnitzelgiggles →
This site is god.
are my OC refrences lost on everyone? is there no...
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Welcome to orange county, bitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
im having too much fun. too much. there should be...
It’s a friday night.
My friend’s are out having a great time and I’m stuck home.
I’m having the most possible fun by sitting here and raiding Omegle.I’ve made a good deal of friends. 2 bromances to be exact. What now Brody Jenner? oh your show failed?what?yea thought so. stfu man.
here are some examples of the conversational brilliance that is present:
Bromance...
“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s...”
– Woody Allen as Alvy Singer in “Annie Hall”
My Yenta
Apparently my French teacher has been trying to set me up on dates with her underclassmen.
I’m at the Orientation Night and I’m sitting at the table with these other people. I’m about to leave so I turn in the books and other stuff to the girl who’ll give it to her tomorrow and right before I leave this one girl said,
“wait, what’s your name?”...
PLEASE GIVE ME $50,000 SO I CAN GO TO COLLEGE AND...
(via thefondest)
I am on the same boat as you.
I feel your pain, and it hurts.
“omg homemade Mexican food!!!!!!!!! Soooo gooooooooood!!!$ I love having a...”
– Someone’s facebook status read that. Mexican food does not equal spanish food all the time or vise versa. So when you say you have a spanish grandma and she makes really good mexican foood you just sound more stupid and it makes me hate you a little bit more. So next time write something like...
hey, great expectations
why do you put your movie on whilst I channel surf?
Why must you captivate me with your gwenyth paltrow?
why are you such a good fucking movie?
and now I shall spend the rest of my afternoon basking in the amazingness that is Great Expectations.
lol spring break over today?WHYYES AND ITS NOTLIKEIMGOINGTODOMYHOMEWORKanytimesoon/ever
Hey, Kate. We are back on, girl.
lol this is a response to my previous post. I dont know if any of my followers are named Kate, if so then girl, yes we is back on.
callz me
willmccloud:
Lovers In Japan / Reign of Love -...
I’ve been gone for a day and I come back only to be on tumblr for about an hour trying to catch up on everything I’ve missed.
Thanks guys, really. No, really, some interesting things happened while I was gone. If I liked you too much then good for you, but yea sorry about that.
Now I go ponder if I should go to the wedding or nots
BTW riverside was beyond rediculous. The school...
951
going to riverside
having to sign death waivers and I can’t sue you waivers.
Feeling like shit and at the same time oddly empowered.
I’m leaving 4 hours earlier than I need to. I have stories to tell that are beyond ridiculous.
let’s send emails to eachother and what not (pejmanshojaei@gmail.com)
K, I guess I’m off.
Ill keep you guys updated on mah 951 adventures....
WatchI just died of laughter, died.
Watch
For the 79th time...
Listen, we’ve done this one too many time for you to pretend you have no idea what I’m talking about. I’m napping, I’m fucking beyond comfortable, my blanket is warming me, and the silence is just every so sweet. Then I fucking here the sound of the printer working and you listening t your foreign news feeds.
Oh wait, was I sleeping? Did my nap taking get in the way of you...
“If you pop your collar, I will pop your collar bone.”
– Yours truly
The Town Douchebag
I have my first real job interview tomorrow at 11 am.
I consider this my first before the one I had before this was too weird. My boss was stupid and SUPA CREEPS. He asked me if I would clean the toilet, I said no. great interviewing skills man!
But tomorrow I have to legit think of answers, like describe yourself in one word and that kind of stuff. Hopefully I;ll win them over with my SUPA...
These past couple of days my mom has been having dreams of people trying to break into our house. Tonight she took an extra step and put a padlock on our door and a chair in front of it.
My brother came home and moved it. When she wakes up tomorrow she will flip. I am kind of excited to see how things work out.
Now I eat my jelly beans and watch my foreign movies.
Countess Vongofuckyourself and the rest
I am sad to say the vortex that is The Real Housewives of NYC has sucked me in and I can not stop watching. Similar to a train wreck taking place right in front of me, I despise it the same way.
The Countess really bothers me because she refers to herself as Countess every chance she gets. Hey, you were a model, not a good one at that either, so stop getting all asshole on people. You’re...
Not morbid, just sad
B: I want to watch animal's getting killed.
Me: Why?
B: Because I want to cry.
“[My daughter] Scout is going to Brown [University] next year! So proud she has...”
– Demi Moore via Twitter.
Hey, you know who loves nepotism? Its recipient. And that’s probably it. One of my best friends worked “her butt off” too, a fucking fantastic student, and she didn’t get into Brown. No, a DUDE, a way not-as-good student, got in instead. So STFU and understand if the world...
Jogging 0409
I just got back from jogging and it hurts. Let me tell you why:
a) because I’m a lazy fuck and I haven’t jogged in a month.
b) because I ate right before I jogged.
c) because my body is rejecting any form of excersise.
With all of that taken into account I feel like throwng up.
Also to keep you posted on Pejman’s bearded adventures: I shaved it all off. Because a patchy beard...
get this, a warhead/gushers hybrid. How fucking...
Future invention I just came up with that will make me millions.
This has been copyrighted bitches. Ill call it WarShers or sexinmymouth or Oface. but those might be a little innaporps.
Bearded Adventures: FAIL
If you’ve been keeping up with the daily life of Pej, you’d know that I’m trying to grow a beard. Cool. I know. Now here’s the problem, I’m about 3 days in and it rivals that of a white man that is about 1 week in. But the problem is that I have more hair on the left side that I do on the right side. Honestly, wtf?
I mean the half that looks complete looks nice,...
unveiling the "Sixth Sense," game-changing... →
manditra:
INSANE. watch the video to the end if you haven’t already seen it, it’s worth the 9 minutes, i promise.
This is kind of unbelievable.
I really want one now.
How I feel right now...
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but too much of it =
My nose is stuffy. I can’t really breathe all that well. I have somewhat of a headache. I get head rushes very fast.
OH WHADDUP IT”S SPRING BREAK AND I’M SICK!. cool.
I just ate some salmon, and I feel fucking filled. Like I;m about to vomit filled, you know? Maybe you don’t. I also have to go to this wedding dinner thing tonight. I really don’t feel up for it. I...
I is twittering y'alls
You can follow me and know what happens in my pretty boring life. Maybe you’ll catch me on a good day and get all the juicy stuff. WHO KNOWS!?
twitter.com/pejmanpejman
Ihad a dream where Rashida Jones and I were at the...
Rashy, you know where I am, girl.
Come find me and let’s do this for real.
