I am no longer a citizen of Virginia– BEJ commenting on losing his virginity
Things that I hate
This is multi-parter guys so get ready, you have been warned. 1)California weather. I know I’m going to get a lot of hating on this but come on guys, I want a winter, I want to feel cold. Not that it being 70 everyday is a bad thing, it just gets boring. My ideal weather is jacket weather. WHADDUPp 2)Photoshop as art a) it’s not b) it’s difficult as fuck to use 3)LOL I...
I'm laying here in bed trying to not think about...
I promised myself I will start studying at 1 pm. Well techncally after lunch, so wheneve lunch is, I will finish you and then start on my studying. I jus need to get it out in writing so maybe, just maybe, I will follow it.
I bought my first moleskine today. A little late...
But I drew the shit out of it. Well no, but I did draw, and the drawings are pretty good. Melikes them a lot.
Marisa: What is something to do that's warm and entertaining
Me: sex, but thats just me
Marisa: You little persian iranian sex monster
I semi-promise that this will be my last Freida... →
I got the tumblr app today which means I can...
I’m in the bathroom y’alls. Whaddup
I made a group on face that I want all of you to...
Well all of you that are left handed and beautiful. (You all are beautiful since you are following me, or reading this so you have half of the prerequisites down.) Beautiful People of the Left Handed Society We pray to thee, Chris Martin, Coldplay, and the occasional Beyonce. We are beautiful, we are left handed, but most of all we are beautifullly left handed. We speak with sophistication and...
My throat hurts again...
I swear, if i get sick again some shit gon go down. I just got better too. It’s like I had one day where my nose, throat, and achyness were fine and then out of nowhere my throat hurts again. Why? Why? Tell me tumblr gods why has this happened?
I so happy….Sank yu bery mush– Asian Guy who won for that one movie….I had no idea people actually spoke like that. lal
Things that make you go lal...Frida
Me: I'm eating freetos, do you think frida ever had any freetos?...methinks yes.
Brandon: No, but she'd have fridoz.
So I legit sat down to actually do some homework
then I was like, “Hey. Pejman. It’s only 11am, you have till 11pm to start.” Sometimes I really impress myself, this is one of those times.
As of right now I have an obession with
Scotland, and England but not Ireland, Well at least for now, I’m sure Samatha Brown will change my mind on that matter very soon.
This is happening one block away from me. →
training for the marathon y’alls. ;)
Thing that I hate
To the girl who sits near me in Bio Everyday you take out of your purse your bagle and start eating it. I wouldn’t have a problem if this was once in a while, but this is everyday. Also after you stop eating, you lotion. Let me fill you in on something, the classroom is not a place to lotion. After your lotion you brush your vicious mane. Bitch, wtf? this isn’t your bathroom, this...
did homework napped jogged my day was productive. and on my way back from jogging I was tired so I’m like “ok pejman, you did good, you can walk the 2 mins untill you get home.” Well f that, I cross the street and a pack of joggers come zooming by and I, not wanting to look inferior, start jogging full speed and catch up with them. Right as I hit my street I stop and pant....
you know what I love more than...
power naps? actual naps and more than that? some legit 10 hour sleep. I need the extra 2 hours
you know what's really creepy?
when people smile with their mouth closed. It’s like you’re suppose to show your teeth. You just look creepy and weird. So stop it! my words of wisdom for the night.
I just woke up from an intense nap...
now I have two hours of calc to do, but I probably won’t start so soon. Knowing me, procrastination is key. AIM me - Pejmoney and we can talk about my failure to get a good grade and my knowledge on trivial facts.
I finished this book in about a week and it is honestly one of the most powerful books I’ve read so far. It’s such an amazing and emotional story. I’m not going to ruin it for anyone but I highly reccomend it. I think A Thousand Splendid Suns was much better than The Kite Runner. Don’t get me wrong, I loved The Kite Runner, but this one had more emotion to it. There was...
My brother’s friend is over and he has trapped my mom and me upstairs. Not a literal trap, more of a metaphorical one. Thing is when she came in he was like “oh yea, he’s napping.” It’s like listen asshole, a) I’m not a 60 year old man who naps at 3pm and b) I don’t nap, I sleep for short periods of time. So as I sit here, writing you this, and listening...
reading A Thousand Splendid Suns and sleeping
I like to be fancy when drinking water out of wine glasses when I’m at...– B.E.J
tumblrpals: A MacBook, that’s it I don’t even have a computer, I don’t even know how I’m doing this. I’m using my telepathy, just call me Jean Grey and hand me an X-men t-shirt. But no seriously, get me a MacBook and I will love you forever sent by: ohharro
filing my FAFSA and what's the first thing I...
how good my hair looks. Seriously guys, it’s pretty bitch-ass right now. Bitch-ass being used in good connotation in this scenario.
holy fuck I just fixed my internet all by myslef....
Do you understand the magnitude of this? I fucking fixed my internet without the help of anyone. I did it alone, solo, by myself. I am so proud of me, you dont even know.
I guess having a pretty shitty internet connection that keeps going in an out has caused me to clean my room a bit. This is the most productive I’ve been on such a limited internet connectivity. I also need to file my FAFSA today. like urgently need to because I probably won’t have time later, and papa needs the cash. Oh yea and study for french, math and bio as well. Good thing...
I mean we all die, It’s just a waiting game from here on.– My uncle trying to consolidate a friend over their mothers death.
Whenever I get sick I somehow forget how to swallow. weird huh? Like I’m drinking water and I’m like “oh shit, I’m drowning” And it always happens when I have my top ramen too. I need my top ramen now, but I’m too lazy to go check to see if I have any, and if I do, should I risk the possible gargeling of chicken broth and go for some prime drinkage of soup?...
took a 2 hour nap and now I have all this homework...
I no likes what’s happenings right nows
azizisbored: Here’s a NEW Parks and Recreation Promo! This one has myself, Aubrey, and Rashida too. Can you say hello new favorite tv show?
I legit fell alseep in english today
only to wake up to my teacher telling me she want’s to read from the book.