For a good 2 minuets I was really set on becoming...
then I saw that I have to wake up at 8 to take a placement test. GOODBYE, DREAMS.
I'm in a class of idiots
I put off doing my essay all weekend because I thought I didn’t have my binder with me. ALL BE HOLD, MY BINDER WAS IN MY BACKPACK THE ENTIRE TIME. So I was looking over at my peer reviewed paper and seeing what they had to say about it. One guy wrote “try tossing in a provocative question in your conclusion.” Umm. Yeah, NO! First of all, it’s my final paper and it’s...
This weekend was really dissapointing. Not enough things happened, which left me feeling empty. I spent two days just watching the hours pass knowing nothing would happen but hoping something would. I’m tired, disappointed, and with too much work. But even with all that, I’m still sitting here watching the hours pass by. I’m still waiting.
copycats: Billie Jean by Coldplay originally by...
There must be something so satisfying about having control over other people. That’s the whole deal with dictators and everything, right? They have total power and control and what they says go. Same deal with parents. They say what goes and what doesn’t and just like that dreams get shattered. I’m persian, so to say that my parents are not controlling is like saying the sky is...
Today I saw a link on one of my friends facebooks about a $50 digital camera. 10mp, touch screen, anti-shake, etc. It seemed nice. I saw a short little video on it. They said that it normally goes for around $250 but the website only gives away one item a day for a good deal, so I was like why not just be risky and buy it. I had class in 10 mineuts and knew if I didn’t but it it would...
"Sleep paralysis is usually followed by an episode...
totally makes sense SINCE THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT! brb, freaking the fuck out.
Sleep Paralysis and Lucid Dreaming
I was laying in bed dreaming. Lucid dreaming. I knew I was dreaming and I was trying to control what was happening but everything just felt weird. I tried to wake myself up but I couldn’t. I opened my eyes but all I saw was a white blur. I tried to move but I couldn’t. I did everything I could to move, but nothing. I kept hearing these weird clicking sounds coming from my ears. I just...
Fun Fact #42
I always have to be on the left side of the person I’m walking with.
There’s something called manners that a lot of people don’t have. Manners to not laugh in the middle of a movie when someone is getting beat. Manners to leave the room full of people if you’re on the phone for more than 5 minuets. Manners to walk into the room quietly at 4am when you know others are asleep. I’m rarely ever in the room when my roommates are here because...
It has been said that our lord and savior, Oprah,...
My world has just fallen apart. Life as I know it will never quite be the same again.
On the last page of my midterm, the professor had...
After three months of living with the same people, we have come to the conclusion that a friendship is not in the making. Not a verbal agreement, but we each understand that we each need our own space and by keeping the conversations to a “never happening”, it’ll be best for all three of us. So here’s to you, acquaintances I never talk to. May you find new friends so I...
Thanks for pointing out every 2 seconds that I got a haircut. I really didn’t notice. Like, how did all that hair just magically disappear? Please keep reminding me that I go a haircut, because my amnesia keeps kicking in, like 50 first dates status, so I don’t even remember I got a haircut. Wait, I got a haircut?!
Fun Fact #23
I don’t like people who are taller than me.
Why we can't be friends
because you’re annoying. I have many weird habits about me. I always need to be on the left side when walking. I judge people solely on first impressions. I free-style quite well when in the mood and more. But another thing that you should know about me is that I don’t like walking with people to class or from class. The time when I’m walking back from class should be a very...
Bow down to your gods, world.
There's this kid here and his name is John Bennett
there’s another kid here and his name is Ramsey. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!
Texts from my brother
S: What're you doing? Already drunk?
Me: Not yet...
One of my biggest pet-peeves is having an album/song with no album art on my itunes. Absolutely drives me crazy. And recently, since school has hindered my own purchasing of music, I’ve been downloading a lot of really good mixes from the interwebs, but these mixes lack artwork which makes pejman an unhappy man. Wednesday, on Veterans day, since I have a day off school, I shall spend all of...
Life has a funny way of giving you happiness and...
But right now, I’m sitting high on the crest again.
Things that I hate
Havent done one of these in a while so it should be good. It’s a bit long so prepare yourselves. A)My Islam Professor I hate this class and my professor with the passion of a thousand suns. He is a dumb-fuck. An absolute idiot who not only NOT TEACHES but stands there with his horrendous thick indonesian accent talking about his friends and himself. I don’t mind accents. I LOVE...
When we see a winter landscape we see everything as it will eventually be. Trees...– Becoming Winter
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible...– Albert Camus
If you're depressed, or just plain stressed,
prettyproblematic: exercise until your body fails you. Your body will release endorphins, cheering you up. You’ll loose weight, increasing your self esteem. my life right now.
you know when you get in one of those moods where you have no idea what to do? Where everything just hits you all at the same time. Everything from the last month: the good, the bad, the happy, the sad, it all just hits you so hard and fast that you don’t have the time to try to make sense of what’s happening. So you sit there, alone, and you think. But the thinking is kind of like...
Rite of Passage
Doing your own laundry. It took me 18 years and a some sheets drenched in stomach acid for me to finally do my own laundry. Feeling like an adult now? Why yes, yes I do! *added bonus: Cleaning the carpet.