Nothing Gold Can Stay
We entered Coldplay concert virgins, we left as experienced sluts. It was amazing, from the opening act, to the dj art show, to the actual coldplay gods themselves. We got there 2.5 hours early which was a good thing. We were first in line for security check and first to buy the lithographs. CAN YOU SAY EXCITEMENT? yes, i can. We walk in, and our seats arn’t as horrible as we thought....
if its not English, french, or some sort of European that’s not eastern,...– talking about accents, i dont know why i blogged about this.
hahah, I just came upon this, it might not mean...
anon: Hey Pejman. Excuse me for trying to bug you
anon: I just saw your online here apparenty.Whats new?
me: nothing really
anon: I see. Did you see me online there as well? based on the status?
me: no i wasnt looking
anon: it should be under quick contacts where it list all the users you contact.
me: ok , i have to go im kinda busy right now
anon: alright I could see that.
anon: It was nice keeping in touch.bye
Why I hate my neighbors (I)
So I’ve been in realization that douchebags come in all shapes and forms, recently in form of asshole little fucker bitch bastard slut fucking annoying children. I’m sitting here at my desk, with the windows open since its like 90 outside, trying to succeed at life and actually study for bio once in my life. Well these asshole douchebags are placed on earth for one reason, because god...
So I decided to do a monthly “Whats up with Pejman?” segment. Since it’s mid november and I didn’t want to put this great idea to waste I decided to write about October. Wel October was big shitfest waiting to happen. On a side note my keyboard is being a douche ever since I spilled water on it, like ok technology I get it, water and you = no beuno. So back to october, it...
So I just watched Sweeney Todd with my brother. I went into the movie knowing I would hate it, I came out of the movie knowing that I would know I would hate it. Basically I don’t really know what happened because : I fastwarded through all the singing I hate any Tim Burton movie so I didn’t pay any attention Well, with that taken into consideration the movie stunk...
sara: omg i had a dream that i was reading your blog... isnt that weird?
and to save you another blog entry ill put it what marisa said that made me laugh
marisa: im starting to like vag again
oh harro failure
I have been staring at a blank computer screen for a week now. If this isn’t the start to a good personal statement then I dont know what is. But seriously, I have been thinking about every possible aspect of my life trying to squeeze out some valuable information that I could write about. So far I have come up with nothing. Well that’s a lie, I’ve come up with some stuff, but...
Are you going to beat your wife with that voice?– Me, after my brother stopped yelling at my mom
I like MAYPLE syrup with my CANADA
So it’s lunch, I’m feeling some pumpkin spice latte from starbucks, I ask Melanie if she wants to go, she says yes, so we go. For the first time ever I decdied to not put my seatbelt on. I always put it on when im in the car with her, always! Lets face it, homegirls driving is not the best so I do it for my own safety. Well this time I decided to be a little risk taker and not put on...
so brandon already posted this,
but i think it is amazing so I reposted it on mine.
talking about a particular douche, you know it? GOOD!
oh hey i want to be a cosmotologist
like thats not even a real job
oh hey im ganna put make up on people
hey guys, yea i just put make up on someone
i hope you fall down and sprain your face and get ugly
and then when you ask for my babies, i deny you
I DENY YOU
I SAY NO
I SAY NO TO YOU
but shell put the make up on cause hey lets face it, mama got style
BUT MAKE UP CANT HIDE UGLY
AND YOU IS UGLY GURLFRAN
OUTSIDE AND IN
haha on the inside though
because mama pretty fine
oh yes she is
but her fake douchebag ima be bitch and hate on life because the last person i talked to told me to think this way on life is pissing me off
guess who gon get their picture burned?
One of my really religious friends came out to me today,it was awesome....– Brandon. I basically not stop laughed for a good 5 minuits.
so you know what’s kind of like a stab in the heart? when you get your SAT results back. you know what else is like that stab? when your mom tells you to lie about your scores :O :(
Last night was basically one of the funniest nights ever. I can’t re-tell most of the things that happened becasue: a) I can’t remember them or b) they are too embarassing but I’ll try to give you some tidbits that made me laugh, theyre mostly “you had to be there moments” so if you don’t laugh, blame yourself for being stupid and not hanging out with us....
Coldplay's Chris Martin: Extraterrestrial
sarahschneider: dangurewitch: Listening to Chris Martin sing about “when [he] ruled the world” in Coldplay’s new single Viva La Vida, I was reminded of the only scientific hypothesis I have ever formed: that upon closer inspection, Mr. Martin’s lyrics conclusively prove he is an alien. I published this theory months ago in the form of the article below, but it was mostly ignored by the...