October 2008
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ar yoo a behbeh?
So I had a blood test today. I havn’t had one in a while so I kind of forgot how it all went. Since I’m under 18 my mom had to come in and she was giving me pointers, because who knew blood tests were so damn complicated. Right before the nurse comes up to take my blood, my mom whispers in my ear to ask for “the butterfly” needle. I’m like oh shit my moms pretty legit...
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Friday I saw “Saw V”, yeah it was really bad. I was expecting to get scared shitless and that clearly did not happen.
SaturdayI hung out with Brandon and we both had a vent fest all to be fallowed by an amazing family gathering! I’m being sarcastic, it was boring and I tried cutting myself with a stale peiece of bread. (sarcasm ensued)
Sunday I went biking with Sara and had...
JEW NOSE IT!
Brandon: and i hate how there's all these fat chicks at frat parties,like the only fat chick there should be me
Pejman: haaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaah, dass rii
Brandon: hahah, jew know itt!!
Pejman: JEW nose it hahahahaa,get it?
Brandon: hahaha
Pejman: omg i am hilarious
Brandon: thank you, you're semi-comical,haha
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panic attack deux
Well you know how yesterday I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown? ok well today im actually having it, not so much fun.
College is fucking with my life. Can I just get accepted already? I’m doubting myself, I say cal-state but I want UC. I want UC but I mean out of state, I mean out of state but I need ivy league. What the fuck is going on? The whole grass is greener shit is coming up...
I just avoided a pretty big nervous breakdown
I basically have a little panic attack every two weeks about college and what not. Well this recent one could not have come at a better time. I’m sitting here thinking “holy shit, holy shit, college!” So i think that maybe music will help me. I connect my ipod to itunes and then this is where god decided to take the wheel and fuck with pejman a little bit. It dosnt sinc, I have...
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Tennis Sundays (I)
for the protection of two people, their names have been changed to Awkward, and Annoyed.
So Today was the day that we actually got to meet Awkwards boyfriend. We met him before at her birthday party but this was the first time we would actually hang out and “be friendly”.
As any normal first meeting gatherings go we went to chipotle. The douche who made our burritos kinda did a...
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The Mayo Expedition
I dont know what it is about the mayo but it is always in the back of the fridge. Like it’s crazy, I dont know if it’s tradition or something, but the mayo is always in the abyss aka my fridge. I was making burgers today and I’m like “oh hey, let me get some mayo on this shii” As I start my expedition to find the mayo I see it staring at me from the cavernous corner...
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politico
mom: McCain can't speak
me: I know, he's an idiot
dad: so who do you support?
(I try not to use asian smiles because they piss me off, but in this case this was my exact face)
me: -_-
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some say obsession, I say admiration...
sara: dood im gona sleep
sara: goodnight
pejman: night
sara: dream of coldplay.
pejman: i always do
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panic attack
So I’m having a mild panic attack. Why? Well I’m filling out college apps and I’m kind of scurrd. Entering in classes and all your inofrmation is kind of boring and torturous. I just want to get it to a good school and not worry about all of this shit.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Slap Fight
I live in a house of psychos… Well no, but almost. So my brother and I have the occasional slap fight. You know it, one of you goes to the other person and unexpectadly slaps the person. Well I blocked it and slapped him back. Turns out that made homebra go crayzay. He starts a rampage and goes on a full throtel attack. Me using my ninja skills fight back only to become victorious. All of...
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abortion y'all
me: people should get pregnant just to get an abortion
brandon: haha yea, practice their rights
me: no on prop 4 y'all
ma skillz
So I’ve come to the conclusion that I am a good writer when:
a) I am busy and have no time to waste
and/or
b) I am so bored that I have time for everything
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famz 10/08
It’s not that I don’t like spending time with my family, it’s just that I’d rather have them be more fun. Granted they’re my family and that I love them, but seriously you guys stop fuckihg up. It’s been 5 hours and I’ve honestly spoken about 20 words. I’m bored, I’m annoyed, and I have no one to speak to. Another aspect of family gatherings...
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part deux
So if you’re an avid follower of mine, which I’m guessing you are if you are reading this, I got the coldplay tickets this morning!
Granted I probably over payed for the shiteous seats but hey, its coldplay, there are no shitaeous seats.
Now I have to wait till November 25th to see them live!
So thats it for now, I’ll bless you guys with something a little funny later on,...
Borderline Obsessive (sarcasm ensued)
So as you guys know, or as you dont, I am a huge coldplay fan. They are amazing, they are greatness, they are everything good in the world. Maybe a bit drastic but I beg to differ. Im not ganna creep you out with my vast knowledge of coldlplay rii naa because lets face it, we both have better things to do.
I will however let you know that Coldplay tickets go on sale tomorrow. So stoked you dont...
daily adventures? no not so much, but almost
so i threw away 8 pencils today, why you ask? well let me telly ou man who asks questions, because they werre disease written with SATs. I’m kind of glad that part of my life is over. Like no more studying ever to take place again for the SATs. Oh an FYI i have a nice little SAT bundle packet for anyone whose intrested, cost me like $150, yours for $149.
so another carless day for me. Ever...
sara: hahaha youre like making yourself laugh
sara: i love it
sara: i entertain myself too
pejman: haha i know
sara: dont trip
pejman: im in that mood
sara: haha
pejman: like i just talk to myself and start laughing
anonymous 1: i was pooping right, and i had to flush the toilet 3 times for my poop to fully get flushed down
anonymous 1: im actually loling
anonymous 2: Hahah yikes. No bueno
finishedddddddd
So it’s 5:13 of a Sunday Evening, I’m sitting here looking back at yesterday and all I can say is LOL. It was a serious LOL day. I had the SATs first of all, for the 3rd time. I guess I kind of hate myself since I have put myself in that process more than once. So yea back to SATs; I almost got kicked out for accidentally opening up to my essay section when we were on the math section,...
It's me y'all
and no I actually don’t say y’all. I do not approve of the use of the word y’all, you say it front of me you should expect a lowering of your self esteem level. So here we go, here’s a little bit about me, part one of the plethora of IT’S ME Y’ALL posts. I don’t even know why I write this anymore because no one really reads it, but it makes me feel better...
